“but you’re such a long fic,” i wept as i clicked on the x on my tab. “why can’t you be good? i was rooting for you.”
I can’t decide if this is better or worse than clicking on a fic after reading a really intriguing, in-depth summary with multiple tags hitting all the right buttons only to realise that the fic itself was shorter than all the tags used to describe it.
why is this my life